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Escape Clauses: Getting Away with a Travel Writing Life

Escape Clauses: Getting Away with a Travel Writing Life

142-country memoir by a veteran, award winning travel writer.

2022

Stories

But, Soft, What Zucchini Through Yonder Window Breaks?

By Bob Payne

Sep 10, 2021

But, Soft, What Zucchini Through Yonder Window Breaks?

Sep 10, 2021

The Reassuring Truth about Some UFO’s

A celestial mystery partially solved

Jul 24, 2021

The Reassuring Truth about Some UFO’s

Jul 24, 2021

Published in
MuddyUm

Me Versus My Memory Pillow

A courtroom strategy

May 9, 2021

Me Versus My Memory Pillow

May 9, 2021

Your sister sounds a little harsh.

Mar 4, 2021

Mar 4, 2021

Published in
MuddyUm

God Reveals Himself To Human Race, Admits He Was Wrong About Kale

And pestilence and violence

Feb 27, 2021

God Reveals Himself To Human Race, Admits He Was Wrong About Kale

Feb 27, 2021

And you might want to tell the mother that this entire incident could have been avoided if she'd…

Feb 24, 2021

Feb 24, 2021

Published in
MuddyUm

Do You Come Here Often Without a Mask?

Useful Phrases For Modern Travelers

Feb 3, 2021

Do You Come Here Often Without a Mask?

Feb 3, 2021

Published in
The Haven

Scariest Halloween Costumes of 2020

Pandemic Barbie

Oct 29, 2020

Scariest Halloween Costumes of 2020

Oct 29, 2020

Published in
The Bigger Picture

A Pole Watcher’s Lament

I know, you are thinking, “It’s poll watcher, dummy. Poll watcher.” Well, I know that now. And I can tell you that if I’d known it before…

Oct 29, 2020

A Pole Watcher’s Lament

Oct 29, 2020

Published in
The Bigger Picture

Man’s Best Friend Faced with Breaking the News to Him About Climate Change

Ever since the cats on Noah’s Ark insisted that they get a cabin upgrade, dogs have been man’s best friend. But as a dog, I can tell you…

Oct 21, 2020

Man’s Best Friend Faced with Breaking the News to Him About Climate Change

Oct 21, 2020

Bob Payne

Bob Payne

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Author of recently published 142-country memoir, Escape Clauses — Getting Away With a Travel Writing Life. Has written for Slackjaw, The Haven, Muddyum.

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