Bob PayneBut, Soft, What Zucchini Through Yonder Window Breaks?By Bob Payne·2 min read·Sep 10, 2021--1--1
Bob PayneThe Reassuring Truth about Some UFO’sA celestial mystery partially solved·2 min read·Jul 24, 2021----
Bob PayneinMuddyUmGod Reveals Himself To Human Race, Admits He Was Wrong About KaleAnd pestilence and violence·3 min read·Feb 27, 2021--1--1
Bob PayneAnd you might want to tell the mother that this entire incident could have been avoided if she'd…1 min read·Feb 24, 2021----
Bob PayneinMuddyUmDo You Come Here Often Without a Mask?Useful Phrases For Modern Travelers·3 min read·Feb 3, 2021--2--2
Bob PayneinThe Bigger PictureA Pole Watcher’s LamentI know, you are thinking, “It’s poll watcher, dummy. Poll watcher.” Well, I know that now. And I can tell you that if I’d known it before…·3 min read·Oct 29, 2020--5--5
Bob PayneinThe Bigger PictureMan’s Best Friend Faced with Breaking the News to Him About Climate ChangeEver since the cats on Noah’s Ark insisted that they get a cabin upgrade, dogs have been man’s best friend. But as a dog, I can tell you…·2 min read·Oct 21, 2020--1--1